Dani vs. María

So What?

D: Hello,María.
M: Hi,Dani.
D: How are you?
M: I´m fine thanks, and you?
D: I´m really well. I´ve just won a football cup.
M: So what? I've just won the euromillions.
D: So what? I´ve just flown to Paris and there I've met Elsa Pataky.
M: So what? I´ve just flown to the Caribbean, and there I´ve met Miguel Torres.
D: I´ve just done bungee jumping! It´s very funny!
M: So what? I´ve just climbed the Himalaya!
D: I´ve just appeared in DEC.
M: So what? I´ve just appeared in Fama.
D: I´ve just gone to Güiza and Cassano's party!
M: So what? I´ve just gone to the concert of Los Rebujitos.
D: Go to hell! Goodbye!
M: So long, you, clown!

María Cuenca Martínez y Daniel González Gómez.